Here are a few examples from the book, just in case the descriptions haven't clicked. Scroll to the bottom to learn about the author and the illustrator.
"Templeplate the season of rice. Has it gone? Has it sauced it so offers can’t mechanical damply? Magistically a boner flies and so dwindles the Pocket-Russians. There slakes a chino. Is the full burl really making up tonight come drive into the sight the meaty bite outlier holding tight? Puck patience roof gear. Montana bale trips in Sunday flame hoops."
Bad Manty welcomes sips of barf upon his porch… but the holographic depiction of his innards was not accurate last week at the museum, so he ripped off his fingers and flung them at the boys chanting in the hall.
Short Story Material
“Pay the Lardman in grease Patty… it’s all he cares about.” Burgie spewed his demand at his sweet little moist wife. Little does he know that the “Lardman” is actually a creative and nuanced gigolo who scoops nibs of dried pancreas from herdsmen and women to the tune of 800 packets of fire sauce per day.